CHICAGO—Today is April 1, better known as April Fools Day. In keeping with its position as a serious news organization, CUToday.info has opted not to report any of the following headlines:
- NCUA Office of Small CUs To Now Serve CUs According to CEO’s Height, Weight
- Federal Gov’ts $5M Survey of Homeowners Finds All Own Homes
- Bipartisan Group in Congress Takes Unified Stand in Favor of PAC Donations
- Member Responds To Email; Nigerian Chief Sends Him $12 Million
- New Loan Product For Millennials Helps Finance More Selfies…
- …As Millennials Start to Object to Stereotype, But Then Stop to Take Selfies
- 2016 International CU Week Theme: “White Men Talk Importance of Diversity”
- To Help Control Spending, New Card App Automatically Returns Purchased Items
- 300K New Members Join In January, And CUs Respond, “No One Knows About Us”
- Merchant Report Responding to Data Breaches is Breached
- CFPB Intro’s 4,200-Page Document On How To Simplify Reporting